How I love you neti-pot,
Thanks for cleaning out my snot.
It took while, but now I'm believing
Because my sinuses, you are relieving.
For years I lived on Amoxicillin
But thanks to you, so good I'm feelin'.
When I use you, I may look like a doofus,
But I can't resist how you clear my mucus.
Every morning with your warm water cleaning
Feels so good and brings life new meaning.
No longer do I suffer from those pesky infections,
Thanks to your lovely sinus inspections.
As I mix your salt and water brew,
I think how forever I'm indebted to you.
The boogers and germs flow out of my nose,
Then down the drain is where it goes.
You have changed my life you sweet little pot,
With illness now I'm no longer fraught.
To live without you, I'll never do,
I'll always let you clean my nose goo.