Monday, February 28, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
It's true. I got food poisoning. In AMERICA.
I'm sorry, Honey, for ever doubting the level of torture you were facing all those millions of times you were stuck in the bathroom barfing. As I heaved every last ounce of everything that remained in my body today, I repented.
Darn you, chicken tacos from Islands. Darn you, Islands at 300 Del Monte Shopping Center in Monterey, California 93940 - (831) 655-1552.
Also, the service was b-a-d.
I've never been so happy to have a drink of Coke and not barf it up as I was tonight. AND I realized how disgustingly dirty both toilets in my house were today and gave em' a good scrubbin' in between bathroom sessions. At least one thing good came from this experience. Technically two, since there are two toilets...
Monday, February 21, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
My favorite things that I heard this week...
In the sweetest soft voice, while staring at Bindi through the sliding glass door, "Bindi, you are my black dog."
Not sweet dog or good dog, but BLACK dog. My thoughts exactly.
After lunch, "But mommy, I’m still hungry. Can I have a banana?" (Me) "Yes." (Jude) "But it has banana cheese strings on it."
Translation: those stringy pieces of banana peel that look like string cheese.
Proudly, as he put on his coat at the end of the school day, "I am the Brem of the class."
"When I was a baby, I ate some food and then I grew up into a big boy!"
From one of Jude's classmates while I was volunteering in his kindergarten class today as she was wearing her bedazzled Hannah Montana shirt:
"Did you know that Hannah Montana took some drugs and then got all evil and crazy? But I still like her."