Churches, just FYI - If you want ME to like your church/become a member/begin tithing to you, I would love the following things:
*I want to know where my children are going and who they will be with and I will not be sending them off with strangers who don't give me any information about the whereabouts of my children EVER. Background checks to work in kid's rooms are "duh" in my book.
*I would love to be able to see how to get to my seat and not wait for my eyes to adjust to "pitched blackness" just to find a place to sit down.
*NO FOG MACHINES, whatsoever. No matter what. You know what I have NEVER, ever thought? "You know what would make this worship set better? FOG." Nope, never thought that.
Forever and ever, amen.